THE CIA LOVES ME t-shirt

They have a folder. It's probably long.

Tweet enough, post enough, read enough, search enough — eventually you're flagged. This satirical surveillance statement tee turns the panopticon into a flex. If they're not watching you, you're not interesting enough. Worn proudly by everyone who's noticed a strange uptick in "suggested follows" since a recent argument. Field office: yours, apparently.

For: surveillance skeptics, alt-media regulars, OSINT readers, and anyone who assumes their phone is listening — correctly.

Details

• Material: premium 100% ring-spun cotton, 153 g/m² (4.5 oz)
• Fit: unisex, sizes S–3XL
• Colors: black, navy, purple, pink
• Print: DTFlex — vivid, durable, fade-resistant
• Made-to-order, printed at the facility closest to you (USA or EU)

Delivery (production + shipping)

• USA: 7–15 business days — Express available at checkout (5–10 days)
• Europe: 7–15 business days
• All other countries: see our shipping policy