MERRY CRISIS AND A HAPPY NEW FEAR dark-humor holiday statement t-shirt | BASED ALT-WEAR

MERRY CRISIS AND A HAPPY NEW FEAR t-shirt

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22,00€
22,00€
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MERRY CRISIS AND A HAPPY NEW FEAR dark-humor holiday statement t-shirt | BASED ALT-WEAR
  • MERRY CRISIS AND A HAPPY NEW FEAR dark-humor holiday statement t-shirt | BASED ALT-WEAR
  • MERRY CRISIS AND A HAPPY NEW FEAR dark-humor holiday statement t-shirt | BASED ALT-WEAR
  • MERRY CRISIS AND A HAPPY NEW FEAR dark-humor holiday statement t-shirt | BASED ALT-WEAR
  • MERRY CRISIS AND A HAPPY NEW FEAR dark-humor holiday statement t-shirt | BASED ALT-WEAR
  • MERRY CRISIS AND A HAPPY NEW FEAR dark-humor holiday statement t-shirt | BASED ALT-WEAR
  • MERRY CRISIS AND A HAPPY NEW FEAR dark-humor holiday statement t-shirt | BASED ALT-WEAR
MERRY CRISIS AND A HAPPY NEW FEAR t-shirt

MERRY CRISIS AND A HAPPY NEW FEAR t-shirt

22,00€
22,00€
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The official holiday slogan of the modern world.

Just when one apocalypse fades from the headlines, another arrives gift-wrapped on schedule. Pandemic, war, inflation, AI takeover, climate, banking crisis — pick a season, get a crisis. This dark-humor Christmas statement tee is the ironic holiday card the news cycle deserves. Pour yourself something strong. The forecast is on.

For: doomsday-fatigued readers, news-cycle escapees, lovers of pitch-black holiday cheer, and anyone whose Christmas dinner involves geopolitics.

Details

  • Material: premium 100% ring-spun cotton, 153 g/m² (4.5 oz)
  • Fit: unisex, sizes S–3XL
  • Colors: black, navy, purple, pink
  • Print: DTFlex — vivid, durable, fade-resistant
  • Made-to-order, printed at the facility closest to you (USA or EU)

Delivery (production + shipping)

  • USA: 7–15 business days — Express available at checkout (5–10 days)
  • Europe: 7–15 business days
  • All other countries: see our shipping policy

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Premium 100% cotton
Regulatory Information (EU)

Manufacturer: Printful — support@printful.com — Raina bulvaris 25, Riga, Latvia, LV-1050
Age restriction: Adults only
EU Legal Guarantee: 2 years
Compliance: Meets EU requirements for flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde content.

Frequently asked questions

What is the return policy?

No returns for change of mind — each tee is printed specifically for you. But defective items are replaced for free. Please email us at contact@basedaltwear.shop with photos.
How about quality?

We use premium 100% cotton t-shirts with DTFlex printing for vivid, durable graphics that survive hundreds of washes.
When will I get my order?

Each item is printed on demand. Production takes 2–5 business days.

Total delivery time (production + shipping):

  • USA — 7–15 days
  • Europe — 7–15 days
  • Rest of the world — 12–30 days (check our FAQ page for more details)
Where are your products manufactured?

Printed on demand in facilities based in the USA and EU. We print only what's bought — no waste, no overstock. And no surrender.
How much does shipping cost?

Shipping is calculated based on your location and the items in your order. You will always know the shipping price before you purchase.

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