YOU'RE ADDICTED TO SLAVERY t-shirt

The substance abuse with the best PR firm.

The mortgage, the subscriptions, the 9-to-5, the social media reflex, the news refresh, the WiFi tether, the consumer cycle, the medication, the streaming queue. Modern bondage doesn't look like chains because the chains were rebranded as conveniences. This blackpill statement tee names the addiction by its full chemical name. Step one: admit it. Step two: there's no step two yet. We're still on step one.

For: dopamine-detoxers, ex-corporates, anti-consumerist readers, monk-mode entrepreneurs, and anyone whose phone is in a drawer.

Details

• Material: premium 100% ring-spun cotton, 153 g/m² (4.5 oz)
• Fit: unisex, sizes S–3XL
• Colors: black, navy, purple, pink
• Print: DTFlex — vivid, durable, fade-resistant
• Made-to-order, printed at the facility closest to you (USA or EU)

Delivery (production + shipping)

• USA: 7–15 business days — Express available at checkout (5–10 days)
• Europe: 7–15 business days
• All other countries: see our shipping policy