THE FBI LOVES ME t-shirt

Friendly local domestic surveillance enthusiast.

The Patriot Act produced a generation of citizens who consider their inclusion on a list a badge of competence. This satirical domestic-surveillance statement tee leans straight into the joke without losing the point: when the agency calls thinkers "domestic threats," the smart move is to wear the title before they can use it. Folder thickness: presidential. Apology: unlikely.

For: surveillance skeptics, civil-liberties defenders, FOIA enthusiasts, and anyone with a folder they never asked for.

Details

• Material: premium 100% ring-spun cotton, 153 g/m² (4.5 oz)
• Fit: unisex, sizes S–3XL
• Colors: black, navy, purple, pink
• Print: DTFlex — vivid, durable, fade-resistant
• Made-to-order, printed at the facility closest to you (USA or EU)

Delivery (production + shipping)

• USA: 7–15 business days — Express available at checkout (5–10 days)
• Europe: 7–15 business days
• All other countries: see our shipping policy