MY PRONOUNS ARE TOLD/YOU/SO t-shirt

Best three-pronoun set ever ratified.

A satirical pronoun statement tee for everyone who saw the future of language wars five years before the rest of the room caught up. Not anti-pronoun — anti-mandatory-pronoun. Anti-being-told-how-to-speak. Anti-the-corporate-HR-document-that-arrived-Tuesday. Wear it with peace, no further explanation required, no apology offered.

For: language-policing critics, free-speech absolutists, satire enjoyers, and anyone whose receipts came in.

Details

• Material: premium 100% ring-spun cotton, 153 g/m² (4.5 oz)
• Fit: unisex, sizes S–3XL
• Colors: black, navy, purple, pink
• Print: DTFlex — vivid, durable, fade-resistant
• Made-to-order, printed at the facility closest to you (USA or EU)

Delivery (production + shipping)

• USA: 7–15 business days — Express available at checkout (5–10 days)
• Europe: 7–15 business days
• All other countries: see our shipping policy