SMILE CAUSE YOU'RE DEAD INSIDE t-shirt

HR-approved face. Internal void.

The modern office expression. The grocery-store expression. The "everything's fine" expression you've been practicing since 2020. This dark-humor blackpill statement tee names the universal facial setting of a generation that's been told to perform wellness while running on cortisol and screen time. Smile. The camera's always on. Inside is yours.

For: burnout veterans, performative-wellness skeptics, deadpan comedians, and anyone whose customer-service smile has its own union.

Details

• Material: premium 100% ring-spun cotton, 153 g/m² (4.5 oz)
• Fit: unisex, sizes S–3XL
• Colors: black, navy, purple, pink
• Print: DTFlex — vivid, durable, fade-resistant
• Made-to-order, printed at the facility closest to you (USA or EU)

Delivery (production + shipping)

• USA: 7–15 business days — Express available at checkout (5–10 days)
• Europe: 7–15 business days
• All other countries: see our shipping policy