BLAME THE REPTILIANS t-shirt

When in doubt, blame the lizard people. It's basically tradition.

The greatest psyop is the one that makes you sound crazy for noticing it. This satirical reptilian conspiracy statement tee plays the joke completely straight — because if the actual people running things ever heard a "lizard" rumour, they'd be relieved. A meme-culture tee for everyone who can hold a conspiracy theory and a sense of humour at exactly the same time. David Icke not included.

For: David Icke fans (ironic and unironic), tinfoil enthusiasts, meme connoisseurs, and anyone who finds reptile metaphors strangely accurate.

Details

• Material: premium 100% ring-spun cotton, 153 g/m² (4.5 oz)
• Fit: unisex, sizes S–3XL
• Colors: black, navy, purple, pink
• Print: DTFlex — vivid, durable, fade-resistant
• Made-to-order, printed at the facility closest to you (USA or EU)

Delivery (production + shipping)

• USA: 7–15 business days — Express available at checkout (5–10 days)
• Europe: 7–15 business days
• All other countries: see our shipping policy